Love & Squalor.
MTV UK reported this week that mystery sources are suggesting she may be making an announcement coinciding with he release of her next single "Born This Way" on February 13. Following this rumor, however, it was reported that Gaga and Luc Carl got into a huge argument at a bowling alley about the engagement rumors. So, who knows what's actually going on? Only Gaga... [source]
In additional Lady Gaga news, she's supposedly getting into the fragrance game, and wants her perfume to smell like "blood and semen." Uh huh. [source]
Jimmy Buffet fell off a stage during a performance and was hospitalized. He's now stable. [via TMZ]
Penelope Cruz gave birth to her first child with husband Javier Bardem. It's a boy, and all that jazz. [source]
Charlie Sheen is doing all that idiotic stuff he's prone to do again. This time it reportedly involved a "briefcase full of cocaine" delivered straight to his door, a 36-hour bender, a couple porn stars, and culminated in the actor's hospitalization following an early AM 911 call. Things that are not surprising? All of that. [via TMZ]