The news out of Hollywood, etc. this week has felt a little repetitious. Namely, everyone is pregnant. Not wanting to be outdone by Natalie Portman, Hollywood slipped into a baby boom with almost no pre-speculation about "baby bumps."
Oscar winner Marion Cotillard, 35, is expecting her first child with boyfriend Guillaume Canet. [source]
Owen Wilson's, 42, girlfriend Jade Duell is expecting his first child. He's supposedly really happy about this, which is good, because it was sort of upsetting when he was sad. [source]
Owen Wilson's former girlfriend, Kate Hudson, 31, who seems to have dated everyone in Hollywood, is also pregnant with boyfriend (and Muse frontman) Matthew Bellamy's, 32, child. Hudson already has a 7-year old son from a previous marriage. [source]
The big and tall and newly flame-haired member of the clan, Khloe Kardashian, 26, is supposedly also pregnant. Kim says this isn't true. We don't know. Maybe they're just waiting to announce it on reality TV. Everyone is more interested in her hair. She looks better, I think. [source]
Victoria, 35, and David Beckham are expecting their fourth child together. [source]
Actress Selma Blair and husband Jason Bleick are expecting their first child. [source]
In non-pregnancy related news, it was announced that musician Dan Deacon will be scoring Francis Ford Coppola's film Twixt Now and Sunrise. That's pretty neat. [via Pitchfork]
In what should be no surprise to the pessimists amongst us, Golden Voiced homeless man Ted Williams, who made waves last week after his video went viral, is already packed up and on his way into rehab. Appearing on Dr. Phil, Williams confessed he was not as sober as he'd declared on that roadside, and that his new found fame was taking a toll. His 29-year old daughter Janey claims her father has been drinking at least a full bottle of Grey Goose each evening. Sorry optimists. In other news, this will make a great movie of the week! [via New York Daily News]
The first picture of Andrew Garfield in the new Spider-Man suit has been released. Fanpeople, control yourselves.
The zodiac has apparently changed. The Earth's position in relation to the sun is now different, according to astronomer Parke Kunkle, which means that star chart you just got suckered in to ordering is now out of date. Here's the list of the new line-up: Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16,
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11, Pisces: March 11-April 18, Aries: April 18-May 13, Taurus: May 13-June 21, Gemini: June 21-July 20, Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10, Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16, Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30, Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23, Scorpio: Nov. 23-Nov. 29, Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17, Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20. Has your sign changed? [source]