Hi doggy! You like The Room? Yeah you do, because you're Tommy Wiseau's favorite customer. Tommy Wiseau made a horror short. That's right. Horror. Because you're Tommy's favorite customer, you can watch it online in full. It's called The House That Drips Blood on Alex. You can only watch it if you wear five belts and invite all of his friends, but you already did that, right? Yeah you did, because you think of everything.