I don't know what they pay, but i'm pretty much willing to be Comcast's synopsis writer for almost no money. Seriously. This job is clearly awesome, and the employees are getting away with hilarious murder. Alas, as i am not Comcast's scribbler, all i can do is sit back and laugh at the casual conversational tone of so many of the summaries. Lucky for me, and for all mankind, an equally mysterious individual is collecting the bizarre writings for us in a tumblr blog aptly titled WTF Comcast. Hurrah!