Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Novelty Treats: "Super Smooth & Licensed to Chill"

So says Del Monte spokesman Matt O'Connor of the new limited edition popsicle version of Daniel Craig's torso. The James Bond actor's dessert treat will be distributed during National Ice Cream Week in the UK and recaptures the now famous scene from Casino Royale in which Craig emerges from the ocean in little blue trunks (and Ursula Andress thought she could have all the glory...). 007 was chosen via a poll in which an ice cream company asked women to vote on which "male celebrity they would like to see on the end of a stick" (Daily Mail), which i hope wasn't the way it was actually phrased and think is weird and has all sorts of weird cannibalistic, violent, connotations. I mean seriously, if you asked me who i wanted to see at the end of a stick i'd think you were asking if there just happened to be a celebrity i'd like to impale. I don't think, "oh yes, please, make an ice lolly out of Daniel Craig's sculpted abs".

Anyway, Daniel Craig's upper body comes in blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry flavors. If you were wondering who else UK femmes want to suck on/destroy Jude Law and Hugh Grant were a close second and third, followed by folks like Steve Jones, Tom Jones, Ewan McGregor, and (no surprise) David Beckham. [SOURCE]

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