Fame starved reality whores Heidi Montag and Spencer "Flesh Colored Beard" Pratt stake their place as first officially sanctioned photo of "celebrities" sporting this summers hottest accessory: the Swine Flu (or are we calling it H1N1 now?) Surgical Mask. Yeah. If that could perhaps prevent them from attempting to breed on their honeymoon...i'm all for it.
Seriously. This may be a sign of the apocalypse. The narcissists have covered their faces.