Quake with fear, ye mortals. The ZEfron is the future. All those who have not surrendered to HSM will be punished with a lifetime of listening to Vanessa Hudgens squeak out "Sneakernight" on an endlessly repeated loop.
Actually it's unclear as to whether ZEfron is our future, or Interview's future. Since he's the cover boy for the celebrity-infused mag's April issue and therefore the one specially chosen to lead you boldly into Interview's new layout as designed by M/M Paris.