Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I Don't Like It: Lauren Conrad Writes A Novel

Lauren Conrad, celebutard extraordinaire whose insanely bland California "life" is filmed for MTV's contribution to the decline of Western civilization (otherwise known as The Hills), has 'written' a novel. L.A. Candy will be the first installment of a three book young adult series published by HarperCollins. Quelle Surprise, it's about a young girl whose life is magically transformed when she becomes the star of a reality TV series. Way to go, Lauren, your ghostwriter plays it close to home.

Thank you, HarperCollins, for really working hard to bring the world valid, literary literature. Clearly, you have a real passion for books. Clearly.

I've just decided, i'm going to start writing young adult novels under a pseudonym. You may not take my art, New York publishing houses, but i bet you'll take my trash.

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