But...I totally called it. That's right. Michael Phelps, Gold Medal Asshole, national "hero", and mer-mutant, is all over newsfeed as a stoner with a fancy bong. Who's your golden boy now, America? Who's your golden boy now?
Sidenote: My father would insist that the backwards baseball cap stands as evidence enough of assholedom. Wearing a baseball hat with the bill facing anywhere near the back of the skull denotes the type of character my dad would refer to as a "hot dog" "turkey" or "asshole". With possibly two exceptions, i have found that this is a pretty reasonable means of judging people. Keep that in mind.