Friday, November 7, 2008

Things I Hate: The VW Routan Commercials


Fuck you, German Engineering. Who can I thank for the mind boggling idiocy of the VW Routan Commercials? Seriously, is there an ad office i can send a mail bomb to? Because, these Brooke Shields commercials are driving me up the wall. Don't have a baby for German Engineering. Don't kill yourself for German Engineering. Don't brush your teeth for German Engineering. Don't fast for German Engineering. Don't buy a guinea pig for German Engineering. Don't prostitute yourself for German Engineering. Don't cook spaghetti for German Engineering. Don't buy Christmas presents for German Engineering. Do you know what I will do for German Engineering? Send Jedi's to the home of Brooke Shields. They can use their mind tricks to stop her from doing these commercials, and then convince her to stay out of the public eye. Forever. Shit that was pathetic. I blame German Engineering.

1 comment:

  1. people worth a million in prizes have:
    torture films, drive VW ROUTANS, wear uniforms all on a government loan.

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