I was just going to let this slide by, but it was just brought to my attention that this chick Abby Elliott, you know, one of the two ladies being brought in to fill the void of Amy Poehler (and apparently the daughter of Cabin Boy, wtf?) on SNL is only 21! What? It's official, i'm old and past my prime. That bitch just done gone and stole my dream job. My pipe dream job. Ok. Really, bit player is not my dream job. But if in a season i find out she's head writer at 22, i'm retiring and becoming a soccer mom. Or maybe i'll just have to throw myself onto reality tv. Isn't that what all the undiscovered people do these days?